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We All Were Lost, Now We Are Found

Created on 2003-01-03 19:28:27 (#838282), last updated 2006-06-11

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Name:*Kaitlin Elizabeth*
Birthdate:01-01
Location:Beverly, Massachusetts, United States
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And Now a Few Words From Jack Handey


On the other hand, we have different fingers.

Too bad you can't get a voodoo globe and make the world spin around really fast and freak everyone out.

There is nothing sadder than a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Give it up little guy.

If trees could scream do you think we would be so cavalier as to cutting them down? Maybe if they screamed all the time for no good reason.

Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?

I bet a real big problem in Yodeling class is people just coming and yodeling right off the bat. You see, we build to that.
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